[He shrugs.] There was a woman controlling one third of the food aid going into South Africa. She was planning to use it to keep Southern Sudan from seceding.

[He also totally slept with her, and for once, sex is the last thing he wants on his mind.]

I was nearly buried alive, blown up, shot, shot again. [The way he says that, though, makes it seem as if that's a perfectly normal week for him.

And it kind of is.]