So a man takes his dog to the vet and goes, "My dog's cross-eyed! Is there anything you can do?" The vet picks him up by the ears and gets a good look at his eyes and goes, "Well, I'm going to have to put him down."
And the man is like, "What! Because he's cross eyed?"
And the vet goes, "No, because he's heavy!"
[Yeah he just made an awful vet joke, appreciate him.]
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So a man takes his dog to the vet and goes, "My dog's cross-eyed! Is there anything you can do?" The vet picks him up by the ears and gets a good look at his eyes and goes, "Well, I'm going to have to put him down."
And the man is like, "What! Because he's cross eyed?"
And the vet goes, "No, because he's heavy!"
[Yeah he just made an awful vet joke, appreciate him.]