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[advocacy]

So things have been kinda rough here the past couple of weeks, huh?

[She rubs at her neck, realizing that's probably a pretty stupid thing to say.]

I don't wanna focus on it too much, but um, if there's anything anybody whose deathtolling needs, let me know? I don't have any medical training or anything like that, but I got cards? Or if you just want quiet company, I can do that, too.

[Daneca smiles a little.]

Though that goes for just about anybody, I guess. I feel like we could all use some company. Anybody know any good jokes?

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[advocacy]

Okay then, I'll tell you one and you can try to do better or worse.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

[wedonot]

[Oh so you do speak his language!!]

An ion meets his atom friend on the street and says he's lost an electron. "Are you sure?" asks the atom. The ion replies, "I'm positive."

[advocacy]

A green grape turns to a purple grape and says, "Breathe!"

[wedonot]

That's very good. It's too bad my sister's not here, I'd love to tell it to her.

[advocacy]

You have a sister? I didn't know that.

[wedonot]

Raven. She was on board for a few months.

[advocacy]

Oh, I don't think I got a chance to talk to her.