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So things have been kinda rough here the past couple of weeks, huh?

[She rubs at her neck, realizing that's probably a pretty stupid thing to say.]

I don't wanna focus on it too much, but um, if there's anything anybody whose deathtolling needs, let me know? I don't have any medical training or anything like that, but I got cards? Or if you just want quiet company, I can do that, too.

[Daneca smiles a little.]

Though that goes for just about anybody, I guess. I feel like we could all use some company. Anybody know any good jokes?

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I don't know if I'd call them good.

[Science puns are all he's good for.]

Okay then, I'll tell you one and you can try to do better or worse.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

[Oh so you do speak his language!!]

An ion meets his atom friend on the street and says he's lost an electron. "Are you sure?" asks the atom. The ion replies, "I'm positive."

Oh! I've got one!

So a man takes his dog to the vet and goes, "My dog's cross-eyed! Is there anything you can do?" The vet picks him up by the ears and gets a good look at his eyes and goes, "Well, I'm going to have to put him down."

And the man is like, "What! Because he's cross eyed?"

And the vet goes, "No, because he's heavy!"

[Yeah he just made an awful vet joke, appreciate him.]